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Lois Lowry and J.D. Salinger is to the world of young adult literature what clothes is to a closet. 

— 1 day ago
#horribleanalogies  #idgaf 
questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

(via brr00tal)

— 1 day ago with 1173286 notes
"She stuck a bookmark in my heart and walked away."
Saul Williams (via hellanne)

(via r2--d2)

— 2 days ago with 4018 notes

friend: anybody want a rainbow cupcake?

me: I’ll rainbow your cupcake. 

— 3 days ago
Teacher:C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student:I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
— 3 days ago with 346207 notes

songless:

If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.

(via huskyrusky)

— 3 days ago with 49614 notes
Utilize your local libraries! #phoenixpubliclibrary

Utilize your local libraries! #phoenixpubliclibrary

— 5 days ago
#phoenixpubliclibrary 
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: overhumor)

— 1 week ago with 9016 notes
"Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has invented a single mold to which all must conform. It is grotesque."
Jiddu Krishnamurti (via fatfairies)

(Source: rawrmarks, via iwilltry2fixyou)

— 2 weeks ago with 13596 notes
joycemannerism:

I have no idea what I’m doing.

Welcome to Iron Shell. Where you battle the best chefs of all the sea. Whether you choose Iron Shell Antarctic, Iron Shell Pacific, or Iron Shell Indian, it is sure to be a great battle of artistry, taste, and speed honor. 

joycemannerism:

I have no idea what I’m doing.

Welcome to Iron Shell. Where you battle the best chefs of all the sea. Whether you choose Iron Shell Antarctic, Iron Shell Pacific, or Iron Shell Indian, it is sure to be a great battle of artistry, taste, and speed honor. 

(Source: niknak79, via calumon)

— 2 weeks ago with 73433 notes
"You didn’t get to heaven but you made it close."
42 by Coldplay
— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
#coldplay  #arushofcoldplaytothehead